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Post by Docboy on Jul 6, 2014 10:49:26 GMT -8
Have thum CANDY!!!!!!!
I am Docboy!
*waits for the applause to die down*
*Shushes the crowd because the applause doesn't die down on its own*
For those that do not know me, I am a student at Liberty university, studying pre-law in the hopes of someday going to law school. I've been aware of this forum and have been stalking the corners for awhile, but have been quite busy and thus have not introduced myself nor posted my snippet yet. Shame on me, I know.
"Even a genius can have an off day..."
I'm a bit new to the RP thing myself, so I really don't know what I'm doing. Then again, I appear to be in good company!
I look forward to this grand adventure with all of you. Oh the worlds we'll create!!!!!
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Post by Drahcir on Jul 6, 2014 11:13:49 GMT -8
Greetings and welcome! It is always good to have fresh blood with which to satiate our collective thirst!
... for interaction. Not blood...
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Post by Cyphir on Jul 6, 2014 11:29:20 GMT -8
I'll get the anesthetic, Drahcir. Just keep him distracted.
I only have one question... is the candy sugar-free?
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Post by Iron Kaiser on Jul 7, 2014 6:11:42 GMT -8
Welcome, DB! Excellent that you have arrived! I suppose between Drahcir the Mithril Dragon, Docboy the Awesome, and myself, the forum has reached its quota of puissant grandiosity! There can only be one winner, though, in the Battle for Supreme Emperor of the World and the Board! And the Iron Kaiser does not lose!
Pro-tip: Never take candy given out by strangers. And Docboy? He's strange. :{p
PS: "I'm a bit new to the RP thing myself, so I really don't know what I'm doing."
You cad! You nefarious fiend! What do you mean, a bit new to the RP thing myself? What do you call our prior daring adventures alongside C-4 charges, ion cannons, and midnight duels along the Thames? Your fiendish subterfuge does not go unnoticed! Perchance you think to trick the others into believing you are a novice in this whole thing, only to stab them in the back with masterpieces! How nefarious! How treacherous!
How ingenious!
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Post by Mishael on Jul 7, 2014 10:58:36 GMT -8
Welcome, Docboy. I'm afraid you've been mentioned to us (Drahcir and me) by the brothers before...and I'm not going to tell you what they had to say...
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Post by Drahcir on Jul 7, 2014 17:53:53 GMT -8
Such awful things... we didn't believe a word of it.
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Post by Docboy on Aug 3, 2014 20:55:18 GMT -8
No, Cyphir...The candy is not sugar free. It's a very special type of sugar laced with cyanide that I whipped up just for you. Please to take a truffle?
Drahcir and Mishael, I'm afraid that, in traditional Kaiser and Cyphir fashion, you ought to discount precisely half of what you hear from them. The remaining half will be mostly true.
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Post by Mishael on Aug 4, 2014 19:49:15 GMT -8
*clutches chest* I feel the poison, Coby! I feel the poison!
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Post by Drahcir on Aug 4, 2014 20:08:05 GMT -8
I seriously regret eating that truffle, as I know you've laced it with poison, but it is very, very good.
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Post by mk on Aug 6, 2014 10:05:36 GMT -8
Hey Docboy! I think I very briefly met you via voicechat with your resident Evil Master a few months back. I'll pass on the truffles.
You know, I should look around the forum more often. Good things happen when you wander around here.
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Post by Drahcir on Aug 6, 2014 16:58:49 GMT -8
*writhes on the ground* Aside from the poison...
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Post by mk on Aug 6, 2014 19:37:31 GMT -8
Yes - other than poison. Though I'm starting to sense that it's a confined hazard to Docboy's position.
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Post by Docboy on Aug 20, 2014 17:35:01 GMT -8
Hey hey hey now...the poison is the best part. It's a little lethal, but not too bad once you've gotten used to it (and the rigor mortis goes down.
I did get to meet you briefly, MK, a few months back, though it's quite a stretch to call her *my* master, evil though she may be. We allow her her delusions, but delusions they are.
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